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Were you ever an ‘Aqua’ Fan? Because I was. I was a HUGE Aqua fan. I had their album. I listened to every song, every day, and sang along. I even created my own dance routines. I’m sure everyone (at least, all the girls) have done something like this before.
So today, I was on msn with good ol’ Jake, and we were youtubing (yes, it’s a verb) and came across a few Aqua videos, including Barbie Girl, Lollipop, and My Oh My (Classics). By fantastic luck, I discovered a video by an Aqua-imitating band called Toy Box. This video is to the song ‘Tarzan and Jane’.
This song is by far, the funniest song in the world. The lyrics are so terrible, and if you listen to the actual song, the stress they put on certain syllables makes the lyrics even worse. The great thing is that all of this ’suckyness’ creates the incredible hilarity of this song.
To fully understand the humour, you definitely have to see the video, not just hear the song.
Please… just watch this video. You can’t from the school though, which is unfortunate. Here are the lyrics, and the link for the video!!

Tarzan & Jane – Toy Box
Narrator: Deep in the jungle in the land of adventure lives Tarzan
Jane: I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant

Tarzan: My name is Tarzan I am jungle man
Jane: The tree tops swinger from jungle land
Tarzan: Come baby come I will take you for a swing
Jane: Let’s go honey I’m tinkeling

Jane: Tarzan is handsome Tarzan is strong
He’s really cute and his hair is long
Both: Tarzan is handsome Tarzan is strong
So listen to the jungle song

Tarzan: I am Tarzan from jungle you can be my friend
Jane: I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant

Tarzan: When you touch me I feel funny
Jane: I feel it too when you’re touching me
Tarzan: Come to my tree house to my party
Jane: Yes I’ll go if you carry me

Jane: Tarzan is handsome full of surprise
He’s really cute and his hair is nice
Both: Tarzan is handsome Tarzan is strong
So listen to the jungle song

Tarzan: I am Tarzan from jungle you can be my friend
Jane: I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant

Tarzan: Yeah
Go cheetah get banana
Hey monkey get funky

Jane: Swing along tarzan
Tarzan: Go cheetah get banana
Hey monkey get funky

Tarzan: When I am dancing I feel funky
Jane: Why do you keep ignoring me
Tarzan: Tarzan is here, come kiss me baby
Jane: Coochie coochie kiss me tenderly

Jane: Tarzan is handsome Tarzan is strong
Tarzan: (me Tarzan)
Jane: He’s really cute and his hair is long
Tarzan: (long hair)
Jane: Tarzan is handsome Tarzan is strong
So listen to the jungle song

Tarzan: I am Tarzan from jungle you can be my friend
Jane: I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant

Tarzan: You go
Go cheetah get banana
Hey monkey get funky

Jane: I am jane and I love to ride an elephant

Narrator: and so they got funky. But will Tarzan have Jane? Stay Tuned!

Yes, those are the lyrics. Combine those with some incredibly ‘funky’ dance moves, a jungle, some fake apes, elephants, and some incredibly sexual moments, and you have the ‘Tarzan and Jane’ video.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=P0aXY2pM2sA
Watch it.